Meth - Not even once.
Alternative Scooby Doo ending - Ooh baby, I love their stuff: maneggs.com
Behind every beautiful woman... - ...there's a man checking out her butt.
Dangerous weapon - Watch where you step.
Quake toilet - This thing really has an unique take on aesthetics.
Decorated food - I think I'm going to puke.
Nose picker caught on camera - It can be estimated that 10% of nose-pickers also occasionally practice mucophagy (the oral consumption of semi-dry mucus).
So cute - Copy & paste shirts.
Bacon flavored toothpicks - What better way to clean your teeth after a hearty meal?
Crap tattoos - Anyone can call themselves a tattooist these days, from the evidence I've just seen...
Chemistry exam - Bow-chicka-wow-wow.
Manfred Mann Misheard Lyrics
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""A fairy fawny video." - Manfred Mann"
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Fan Heckles Reporter
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"Shouldn't he be rioting somewhere?"
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COPS for Kids
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"Cheaper than animating a whole new series!"
Uploaded Yesterday
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World Record QuarterPipe JumpSimon Dumont sets the record for the highest jump on a quarterpipe at 35ft
!Boyfriend with Health BenefitsIn these tough times, priorities change
.Big Canal SlideBunch of guys slide down a big canal. Comments afterwards are both funny and retarded
.Glow in the Dark DancersFor the 2009 Anchorsplash talent show thee frat guys did a glow in the dark style dance
.I'm On the News!A guy in the background of a news report sees himself on a store television and of course reacts like an idiot.
Titanic Play ToyPicture of a children's inflatable play toy of the Titanic, which is more than a little insensitive.
Amazing GE Windmill
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"We don't know what this new-fangled "General Electric" company is all about, but we like their new website."
Uploaded Friday, Mar 6
236 likes
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Shuttlecocks
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"Is it space madness, or regular stupidity?"
Uploaded Friday, Mar 6
51 likes
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Jason Segel's "Dracula's Lament" Live
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"In case you actually forgot about Sarah Marshall."
Uploaded Friday, Mar 6
96 likes
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Really Good Poker Hand
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"Or a really bad poker hand, if you're the guy trying to beat him."
Uploaded Friday, Mar 6
48 likes
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Little Pimp
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"Not many kids can pull this off."
Uploaded Friday, Mar 6
42 likes
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Shuttlecock vs WatermelonTo prove how hard this badminton player can hit a shuttlecock, they set up a watermelon and wait
. Delicious watermelon is eaten in the end!
Sports Fan gets Frisky with ReporterA fan of Athletic Bilbao (soccer) celebrates a win behind a live tv reporter
.Driver Hits Car then ShopIdiot driver side-swipes a parked car and crashes into a shop window
.Condom TalkIt's gettin' crowded in Robbie's sock draw
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Musical Mashup
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"Welcome to the future... of music! Hope you don't like live performances."
Uploaded Friday, Mar 6
160 likes
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Creepy Shaming
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"Here it is, the never-before-seen intro to Weekend at Bernie's 3."
Uploaded Friday, Mar 6
170 likes
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Guy Waves to Himself on Live TV
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"The jokes on her. She's delivering a live news report to the store security camera."
Uploaded Friday, Mar 6
44 likes
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Jake and Amir: Ultimatum
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"You choose, you lose."
Uploaded Friday, Mar 6
by Jake and Amir
390 likes
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Painful Water Slide
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"Now let's see it without the water at the bottom."
Uploaded Friday, Mar 6
36 likes
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That Jean-Luc PicardA hilarious Star Trek mash-up where footage from a movie Patrick Stewart was in is cleverly inserted into a scene.
Soldier Rips PantsPicture of a soldier marching in formation and his pants have just ripped open right in the crotch region.
Bridge Demolition Opera
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"Destruction has never been more beautiful."
Uploaded Thursday, Mar 5
37 likes
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The Office: The Musical
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"From the producers of "Threat Level: Midnight" comes the latest Michael Scott joint..."
Uploaded Thursday, Mar 5
345 likes
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Hardly Working: Something Different
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"Wait, wait... don't tell us."
Uploaded Thursday, Mar 5
by CH Staff
658 likes
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The Pentaminx
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"In my religion, Jesus comes back from the dead to solve this puzzle. And he can't."
Uploaded Thursday, Mar 5
28 likes
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The Calves of God
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"If God had calves, he'd have eight of these."
Uploaded Thursday, Mar 5
13 likes
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Badminton Shuttlecock Smashes Watermelon
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"Lee Yong Dae is an Olympic gold medal winning badminton player. It's a wonder the watermelon scored any points before getting obliterated."
Uploaded Thursday, Mar 5
40 likes
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Nunchaku Skateboarder
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"If you suck at two cool things, it equals being good at one normal thing. Wait, how does logic work again?"
Uploaded Thursday, Mar 5
156 likes
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Vanilla Ice Apologizes
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"I'll forgive you if you do another Ninja Turtles song."
Uploaded Thursday, Mar 5
124 likes
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Mr. T's Flavor Wave Oven
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"If T's food is half as good as his acting, a lot of people are going to contract salmonella."
Uploaded Thursday, Mar 5
by Chase Reynolds
from Sam Houston State
36 likes
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Insane Sign Spinner
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"I'll buy whatever you're selling! Oh, oh. It's car insurance. Cool."
Uploaded Thursday, Mar 5
29 likes
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Watch out for that RocketPeople come to see the RC rocket take off into the sky, nobody expected it to land near the spectators
!Knock out the RefReferee gets proper knocked out during a soccer/football game
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Bleep Bloop: TV Games
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"Every now and then you should take a break from watching TV, and play some videogames based on TV shows. This week we check out games for Lost, Hell's Kitchen, and Pimp My Ride."
Uploaded Wednesday, Mar 4
by Jeff Rubin
from Penn State
247 likes
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Two Idiots, One FaceplantTypically a faceplant involves someone's face and the floor, but these two guys really like to think outside the box.
Productive CommutePicture of a woman stuck in traffic and she's practically setup a portable office in her car.
Lamest stripper costume everBetter smoking guaranteed - Or you smoke them without cost.
Super fun chop sticks - How are they SUPER FUN if you can't put them in your nose, ears, or mouth?
Check out those boots - Lamest stripper costume ever.
Cow butt simulator - Bovine rectal palpation is a difficult procedure for veterinary students to learn and requires considerable practice.
Only in Sweden - Fireman accidentally inhales kitty.
Excellent idea - Welcome rug for smokers.
Nice tights - Pink looks good on him.
A hip pocket guide to western mushrooms - Imagine this guy trespassing on your property, lurking around with a goddamned horn.
How to use TV? - A guide for stupid people.
Watch and learn - That's how you should properly eat a banana.
Confusing... - Is a little privacy too much to ask?
I'd hit it so hard - That if you were to pull it out you would move forwards in time by seven years.
Human Popcorn MachineThis guy uses his mouth, raw popcorn kernals, and fire on a stick to make instant popcorn.
This Will Be MessyPicture of a truck carrying portable toilets and they're about to hit an overpass and dump on the people behind them.
The Sleep Walking DogThis video of a dog trying to walk in his sleep is merely amusing at first but has a hilarious ending.
Father Son MomentPicture of a father and son sitting side by side in the same pose as they stare at the body of a dancer.
Burger King 911 CallSome idiot doesn't like the service at Burger King nor that they're out of lemonade, so naturally he dials 911.
Cattle CommutePicture of a small European car that amazingly has a cow crammed into the back seat for some reason.
Desperate last attempt to boost Windows Vista salesBlowerine - This is just wrong.
Please think of the puppy - Desperate last attempt to boost Windows Vista sales.
Fun with the bread - I think that's Bill Bixby under there.
Epic thighs - It takes a lot of squats to get to this level.
Women - Stop ignoring, rejecting and abusing young men.
There is - But it sucks.
Tan makes you beautiful - Two guys having a good time.
Feeling lonely? - Get yourself a pet rock.
Somebody please help him out - Some people shouldn't use internet.
March 15: feminist day - Give the gift of dead flowers to the women in your life.
The gaping hole costume - This is brilliant! Do try this at home.
Vegas in 1954 - Reminds me of Dubai ten years ago.
Ice Face PlantSome drunk guy thought it would be a good idea to go dive into a small pond despite it being frozen over.
Girlfriend vs. BikePicture of a guy sleeping soundly in a tent with his bike while his girlfriend sleeps on the mat out front.
Really Short EscalatorThis has got to be the shortest and most ridiculous use of escalator technology of all time. Are you kidding me?
Booby Beer CoverPicture of a product designed to attach to the top of beer or soda cans that looks like a woman's breast.
Fat Cat Gets StuckA pudgy cat attempts to crawl through the kitty door and gets stuck halfway through. He might want to cut back on the chow.
Two Kings CombinedPicture of a strange billboard with Jesus Chris holding a beer, proclaiming him the king of Jews and beer.
The present is retardedCaptain Obvious - Finally we meet!
Internet is evil - A message from the global entertainment industry.
I have a question - Do you need internet to download something?
Spilled drink - Last moment before disaster.
Cpt. America vs. Deadpool - See, I told you Captain America is a nice guy!
America's youth - Too lazy to walk.
Somali armored vehicle - Self made bullet proof car in Somalia.
Painful landing - Darn helmet did no good there.
A simple dot - Only bigger. Much more bigger.
Unbelievable - Bacon and cheese stuffed pizza burger.
Twitter you say? - The present is retarded.
I disagree - I am impressed.
Nunchucks Can Do AnythingNunchucks are like the swiss army knives of martial arts weapons, as they can do just about anything imaginable.
Special German ShampooPicture of a German shampoo with a label that makes it very clear what part of the body it's for.
Dog Amazed by CupcakesThis dog apparently really has a thing for cupcakes, because just the sight of a tray of them has him transfixed.
Splatter ZonePicture of a sign at a zoo warning people that they're in a feces splatter zone for the hippos.
Soccer Celebration BlooperThis soccer team that just scored a goal might want to spend a little less time celebrating and a little more time playing defense.
No So Safe After AllA vehicle for a company called Safety Tech was in an accident and the truck has burst into flames.
Finally bacon and candy crosses paths!Ass transport - That must be one huge ass they are carrying around.
Guts - Make friends with your insides.
Why so serious? - The Joker lives.
Bacon mints - Finally bacon and candy crosses paths!
Spaceship broken, need parts - Reminds me of Professor Hubert from Futurama.
Who's the daddy? - Reddit vs. Digg vs. 4chan.
Bra dryer - Development of this innovative device is sill in progress.
Pussy whipped - Wearing pink hat because she says it looks cute on you.
Ex-masturbators - They kicked the habit.
Solitaire - She is yet to find out the amazing world of computer games.
Tough girl - OMG, her biceps are bigger than mine!
John Stone - In 2003 this man decided to loose his beer-belly and went to the gym...
Good news! Now you can
follow EatLiver.com on Twitter!
A practical guide to a better love lifeIce cream van - Don't worry. This guy seems legit.
Make your own sex toys - A practical guide to a better love life.
Tell me - Where my hat is?
Police - Visual example of your tax dollars hard at work.
Shit happens - Chocolate fountain.
Installation wizard - Finally we meet...
Love pizza - Advertisement vs. reality.
Tractor for sale - Ideal for person who has lost his ass and don't know which way to turn.
Bear sleeping bag - May save your life in the woods.
This graph - ...kinda reminds me of Mr.T
Easy cheese - Apparently, someone thought regular cheese was difficult?
The trilogy meter - Matrix 3 was the worst of them all.
I never finish what I staBohemian Rhapsody on digg.com - When David questioned real life after visiting the dentist, the Digg community broke out in song.
I never finish what I sta - I'll write a description later... Probably...
What's a true terror? - To wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
Music reaches out and touches people - English singer Lily Allen performing on stage.
That's right - Women belong in the kitchen.
That is a pig - In case you're wondering.
No problem, LOL - Thanks for that earthquake, Jesus!
Sex sells - Old Nintendo ad.
Life summarized in 4 bottles - I think I'll just skip the last one and continue with the 3rd.
Beautiful name - What were her parents thinking?
What's on that wall? - Only she knows for sure.
The dangers of drugs - Lower score indicates less serious effect.
Scandinavia's finest bodybuilderJob losses in recent recessions - Job losses relative to peak month (in thousands).
I'm a republican - Because everyone can't be on welfare.
I'm looking for Amanda Love - Wait... Oh, for Christ's sake!
Happy holidays - From Tom, Beth and Mac.
Vernon Koekemoer - This guy is freakin awesome.
Real ultimate power - The manliest picture on Earth.
Piercing obsession - Doesn't it leave scars?
Old people are funny - Who would have thought that old people are so hilarious?
Look what I found! - This picture is very humerus.
Vintage fitness magazine cover - Scandinavia's finest bodybuilder.
D&D gameplay - Role-playing games sucks.
Street Fighter fan - A real-life sumo wrestler E. Honda from cult arcade and console beat-em-up game Street Fighter.
Loch Ness Monster mystery solvedFace a book - Disconnect for a while. Read a book.
Adobe Photoshop - Does not support money printing.
Justice - Homeless man gets 15 years for stealing $100.
Booby fishing lure - Guaranteed to land the big one.
The Uncomb - One swipe of The Uncomb and you're good to go.
TopGear t-shirt - Tested on animals.
Financial planning - Long term: the car is cheaper.
I heart you - Happy Valentine's Day.
Loch Ness Monster mystery solved - Since 1933, there have been hundreds of sightings of the monster. This picture finally reveals the truth.
Oversized sunglasses - Looks like someone is overcompensating.
Alpha male - He's everything I don't want to be.
Russian police officer at work - I wonder what they are talking about.
What's big, red, and eats rocks?Usage of cell phone - I love scientific-looking pie charts.
You're not paid to think - A mindless worker is a happy worker.
Solve half of the world's problems - Keep your religion and sex-life in the bedroom.
Realtionship explained by Mario - This is how you must build a bridge from "friend zone" to "relationship".
Are you lonely? - Lonely for what exactly?
What's big, red, and eats rocks? - Well... I guess that would be the big, red rock eater.
Poor drugosaur - His brain was damaged by pot so he went extinct.
Cars and owners - You know what they say about dogs and owners looking alike. The same story with cars.
World of Warcraft - Be very, very careful. It can ruin your life.
Bush shoe attack painting - Sold on eBay for $321.42 on February 3rd, 2009.
The great debate - I vote for B.
Hotdog on a stick covered in french fries - Almost as cool as
bacon wrapped twinkie Stonehenge.
Hardcore Fooz
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"If those players weren't doomed to be attached to a stainless steel bar and play soccer for eternity, this would be exciting."
Uploaded Monday, Apr 26
86 likes
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