There once was this blonde, and she was sitting at the table with her husband eating breakfast before he went to work. Out of the blue the blonde says,"Honey today while your at work I am goning to paint the house." The husband says "No, no dear don't paint the house because then when I come home from work I will just have to clean everything up, just please don't do it." So the husband went to work and when he came home the house smelled like paint. Then he went up to their bedroom, and he saw his wife laying on the floor with 2 coats on and sweating to death. He ran over to her and said, "Honey, honey what's wrong why on earth are you sweating to death?" She got up and grabed the paint cane, went over to her husband and said, "Well look at the can dummy, it says for best results put on 2 coats!"