One day the Arkansas county sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking
around town with nothing on except his boots.
The sheriff says "Billy-Bob, what the hell are you doing
walking around town dressed like that?"
Billy-Bob replies "Well, Sheriff, me and MaryLou was down on
the farm and we started a-cuddlin.' MaryLou said we should go
in the barn and we did. Inside the barn we stated a kissing
and a-cuddlin' some more and things got pretty hot and heavy.
Well, then MaryLou took off all her clothes and said that I
should do the same. So, I took off all my clothes except my
boots. Then MaryLou lay herself on the hay and said 'Okay
Billy-Bob, lets go to town!' . . . I guess I'm the first one