Confucianism: Confucius says, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it really is not shit!.
Zen: Shit only happens when it does not happen.
Hinduism: This shit happened before (and it will happen
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestant: Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholic: If shit happens, you deserve it!
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Atheism: Shit happens for no apparent reason.
Agnosticism: I think shit happens.
Baptist: I BELIEVE shit happens! (Amen)
Jehovah Witness: Let us in and we will tell you why shit
Scientologist: Feces occurs.
Hare Krishna: ShithappensShithappensShithappens.
Existentialism: I shit therefore I am. (Defeco ergo sum)
New Age Religion: Shit came to me in a vision.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Paganism: If you send shit out into the world, it will
return to you threefold.
Mormons: If shit happens, the Church gets 10%.
Stoics: This shit doesn't bother me.
Hedonists: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock knock. Shit happens.
Atheism: No shit.
New Life Christian: Pay us money or shit will happen.
Quantum Physics: The probability that shit will happen is...
Quantum Physics 2: Shit is a wave AND a particle!
Branch Davidianism: David Koresh: I am the shit!
Occultism: I see shit happening in your future.
Bahaiism: Same shit, different pile.
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